Two old ladies had been friends for years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their
> activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
> cards.
>
> One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said,
> 'Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long
> time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought,
> but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend
> glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at
> her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'