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caminito

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getting old 3
« on: Feb 21, 2011, 04:44:22 PM »
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park
> bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
>
> She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me
> every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh
> fruit and freshly ground coffee.'
> I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?'
>
> She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite
> brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.
>
> I said, 'Well, why are you crying?'
>
> She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my
> favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. '
>
> I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?'
>
> She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'