A pity I do not live nearer as I would happily take him on as I love to bring abusive bullies to their knees - remember they always have an Achilles heal find it and use it.
If he is foul mouthed you should be carrying a dictaphone to record one of his rants things like that always make good ammunition to fight fire with fire.
Longleat is in the papers today lowering a big chandelier with comparisons made to Del boy when they did the same
