A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, two people showed up. One was a Yorkshireman and the other was a drop-dead, gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner told them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The blonde said, "Oh, let me be first!" She ignored the chair, the whip and the gun and stepped right into the lion's cage. The lion began to snarl and growl and started to charge her. When he was just about halfway there, she threw open her coat, revealing her beautiful, naked body.
The lion stopped dead in his tracks, then sheepishly crawled up to her and proceeded to lick her feet her ankles and her legs. He soon progressed to licking her entire body. This continued for several minutes and then the once-ferocious lion lay submissively with his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth was open in amazement. He said, "I've never seen a display like that in my life".
He turned to the Yorkshireman and asked, "Can you top that mate?" The Yorkshireman said..."No problem; just get rid of that sodding lion first”!!
