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crabbyob

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Arthur
« on: Nov 21, 2021, 06:39:19 PM »

A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"
One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!!
The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!!!!!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform...... Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful......
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Arthur, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover !!!!!
Don't tell me you thought that Arthur became a Doctor... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Arthur
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21, 2021, 06:56:30 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
So long and thanks for all the fish

Michael Rolls

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #2 on: Nov 21, 2021, 07:04:33 PM »
😁😁😁😁
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!

little bob

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #3 on: Nov 21, 2021, 08:08:46 PM »
Nice one Crabby ;D ;D ;D

Alex22

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #4 on: Nov 21, 2021, 08:23:13 PM »
That's a cracker  ;D
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Ashy

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #5 on: Nov 21, 2021, 09:19:58 PM »
The doctor was too stupid to plug it in again though.

Michael Rolls

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #6 on: Nov 21, 2021, 10:02:01 PM »
😁😁😁
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!

Scrumpy

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #7 on: Nov 22, 2021, 09:37:51 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D


I did .. I thought Arthur would be the doctor and it was another (cute) story..



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Michael Rolls

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #8 on: Nov 22, 2021, 10:01:13 AM »
Me too
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Re: Arthur
« Reply #9 on: Nov 22, 2021, 10:07:42 AM »
I remembered who had posted it...  :)
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Ashy

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Re: Arthur
« Reply #10 on: Nov 22, 2021, 10:14:25 AM »
I thought Arthur would be the doctor. I think this is in the "different elephant" category.