It's not that I don't like the french..but......

[bilzin]

  I've heard that the French military have suffered a severe setback to their defence policy...


        Their white flag factory burnt down

[Michael Rolls]

👍👍😁😁

[Wandering Walter]

 

[bilzin]

the last time I was in france, as I got off the plane, a french geezer ran up to me and kissed me on both cheeks...


I wouldn't have minded so much but I was doing me shoelaces up at the time


  so I blew him one back...as yer do !

[GrannyMac]

There’s a saying ‘the old jokes are the best’. 


Really?

[bilzin]

There’s a saying ‘the old jokes are the best’. 


Really?

and the old grannies take some beating too.....from what I've heard

[klondike]

There’s a saying ‘the old jokes are the best’. 

Really?

They're only old to those who have seen them before. Topical jokes are of course new but the vast majority are actually donkey’s years old.

[bilzin]

They're only old to those who have seen them before. Topical jokes are of course new but the vast majority are actually donkey’s years old.

    as are the majority of grannies