Breast feeding

[Wrinkles]

The lady on the bus was breast feeding her rather unruly infant who was obviously not feeding as it should. "Now come on dear eat it all up" said the mum, "otherwise I'll give it to that man over there" some minutes went by and again the mother said
"Now come on dear eat it all up or I'll give it to that man over there", more time passed and the mother said "Now come on if you don't eat it all up I'm going to  give it to that man over there". The man suddenly piped up and said " For goodness sake missus will you make your mind up, I should have got off three stops ago"

[Ivanhoe]

Nothing like being "abreast" of the times.