Money saving tips

[Oldtimer]

To save electricity turn off the light in your kitchen when you open the fridge Door?
Collect sheeps wool from barbed wire fences to knit a wooly hat?
Sounds Like advice from Mrs Brown LOL
 
Any more funny tips?

[BigAl]

 Probably the funniest of all; 
Simply try to live on the money the government are willing to give you for a lifetime of hard work.
And good look 

[avalonmpk2]

Best tip of all = Never ever let the labour party get their hands on Britains economy ! I don't care who you vote for anyone is better than them.

[bromers]

On a nice sunny day  hang out used teabags on washing line and get a second cup.

[caminito]

A woman proudly told her friend, "I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire." "Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked.
"A billionaire."

[Oldtimer]

Usse your string vest to strain the cabbage.
Only watch Mrs Browns boys on the TV>
Ask anthony T Warrell if he has a mouse trap?

[caminito]

It was graduation day and Mother was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural" she said. "michael", put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"

[caminito]

 Don't waste money on extravagances, such as electricity. Keep those lights off, even in the dark. You can save thousands of pounds on electricity bills by using night vision glasses, which can be bought for cheap at any military hardware store

[Oldtimer]

Don,t use the electric  light in the toilet use a candle and sing Elton Johns
Candle in the wind?

[Rita Postlethwaite]

At last! Something for us all to LAUGH at. Thank you.

[caminito]

this is a great bargain from Tesco
Only 10p 

[Dottie1943]

Caminito  thats a good one, however, me thinks its bigger then most cards, could it be the box it be the box they came in?

Better saving your 10p and dont send one anyway I told Roy many years ago I know I am his Valentine he does not need to send me a card but God help him if he forgets our Anniversary though

[Rita Postlethwaite]

Just brilliant Caminito!
Dottie I agree with you but I would hesitate to suggest this to Jeff, he`s such a romantic.