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General Discussion / Signs of the times
« Last post by digitalis on Today at 11:48:32 AM »

Seen opposite my house: refurbishment of neighbours house . . Contractors car arrives. Sub contractor? begins to load 20 foot planks into household car so that planks,once inside car,stick out passengers window at least three to four feet. They are also so many that his left view is blocked. He cant drive away in that thing,says me. He does. Anyone seen a cyclists head impaled on some wooden planks going along. I try to shrug off the lunacy,begin thinking I shall have to see the doctor.
Same house. A building skip outside. It appears the skip will be picked up soon. Any rules and regs regarding height of breeze blocs loaded onto skip. At the moment it must be 10 feet over the top of the skip. I imagine it unsafe! Going around any corner its all going to come off. Watchoutoutthere! I try to shrug it off. Can't. Better make that doctors appointment.


Past experience: Seen: massive elephant hunting dog or some such. Its slobbering and pulling at a chained leash. It looks to want blood. Owner keeps it in a 12x12 flat all day. It wouldn't harm a fly s/he says. Next minute I hear of a baby being carried out of the park to be eaten by the animal. 'It's really cruel to have it put down' the confused dog owner cries 'Where's the RSPCA?' The partner thinks of buying a pet python and boa constrictor from Pets at Home supermarket.


Should I call for help?
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General Discussion / Re: Children in pubs.
« Last post by brian54 on Today at 11:42:53 AM »
It is a good pub. The manager says most of the profits are made from food.
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General Discussion / Re: For Entertainment
« Last post by Phil on Today at 11:39:59 AM »
Scrumpy thought you might like this or anyone else on the forum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGNJPhVxy4Y

How on earth do you know that Scrumpy thought we might like to see this?
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General Discussion / Re: Children in pubs.
« Last post by Ashy on Today at 11:37:55 AM »
Hear hear.

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General Discussion / Re: Children in pubs.
« Last post by fortyone on Today at 11:31:45 AM »
Pubs come in two broad categories - Food pubs and Booze pubs.

Food pubs are set up to attract families which means there will be children in tow. If you don't like children in pubs go to one where there aren't any. Even family pubs will have bars where children either aren't permitted or don't go anyway.
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General Discussion / Re: For Entertainment
« Last post by zoony on Today at 11:26:24 AM »
I didn't know Scrumpy had gone abroad..
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General Discussion / For Entertainment
« Last post by MARTIN on Today at 11:23:56 AM »
Scrumpy thought you might like this or anyone else on the forum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGNJPhVxy4Y
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General Discussion / Re: Children in pubs.
« Last post by Ashy on Today at 11:18:45 AM »
Some pubs have a nice garden which is a good place for children. Others have children's rooms, but the "public" is not really for children.
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General Discussion / Re: Football has been abolished.
« Last post by fortyone on Today at 11:11:43 AM »
Excellent.  ;D
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The Chat Room / Re: Word Association
« Last post by Michael Rolls on Today at 11:11:30 AM »
Helmet
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