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caminito

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Thoughtful Scotsman
« on: Dec 17, 2010, 10:43:15 PM »


Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was going out to the pub?

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie."

She replied, "Aw Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?"

"Naw", Jock replied, "A'm switchin' the central heatin' off while a'm oot."