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Roland the Farter
Roland the Farter (also known in contemporary records as Berthold le Fartere) was a medieval flatulist who held Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres (120,000 m2) of land in return for his services as a jester for the king. Each year he was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) in King Henry II's court at Christmas.