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Chris

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Old boys
« on: Apr 03, 2006, 05:15:20 PM »
Two senior citizens were pushing their trollies through the supermarket when they collide.  The first old boy says "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I was not concentrating".

The second old boy says "That's OK what a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife". 

The first old boy says "Maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" 

The second old boy says "Well, she is 27 years old, tall with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The first old boy answers "Don't worry about her, let's look for yours."

Michael Rolls

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Re: Old boys
« Reply #1 on: Jul 26, 2021, 09:38:34 AM »
😁😁😁😁
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 26, 2021, 10:12:27 AM »
Great,  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #3 on: Jul 26, 2021, 10:34:36 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Old boys
« Reply #4 on: Jul 26, 2021, 11:02:34 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D


« on: Apr 03, 2006, 05:15:20 PM »  :o
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Re: Old boys
« Reply #5 on: Jul 26, 2021, 11:59:40 AM »



 ;D ;D ;D ;D


I think Chris must have the slowest computer going...


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Michael Rolls

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Re: Old boys
« Reply #6 on: Jul 26, 2021, 12:34:20 PM »


 ;D ;D ;D ;D


I think Chris must have the slowest computer going...
My fault _I came across it by accident, and felt that it deserved a second life
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crabbyob

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Re: Old boys
« Reply #7 on: Jul 26, 2021, 12:49:17 PM »
it certainly does.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Old boys
« Reply #8 on: Jul 26, 2021, 12:54:54 PM »
As do they all. Old jokes never die.
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Re: Old boys
« Reply #9 on: Jul 26, 2021, 07:38:53 PM »
.. nor do golfers.. They just lose their balls..
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Re: Old boys
« Reply #10 on: Jul 26, 2021, 09:18:07 PM »
thats the last time i share a secret with you Scrumpy.. :o :o :o
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Re: Old boys
« Reply #11 on: Jul 27, 2021, 08:09:44 AM »



Your lost balls are in safe hands with me crabby.. ;)
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Re: Old boys
« Reply #12 on: Jul 27, 2021, 01:29:43 PM »
ooooh errrr, missus
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