Yes Brian - I am rich and like you I have to thank my astute parents for my wealth. My mother spent all her life running a brothel in the East End however the brothel was actually "owned" by her brother who sadly died at birth. However she manage to persuade the authorities that he now lived in Ecuador, the address that she gave was a Post Office box in Quito. When the brothel was eventually raided she was able to persuade the police that she was a sex slave and the whole thing was run and owned by her brother. As there is no extradition treaty between the UK and Ecuador the police could do nothing. All the money from the brothel had been channelled through a "shell" company that she set up in the Cayman Islands thus avoiding UK tax. When she eventually had to go into care, despite living in a 7 bedroomed house overlooking Hampstead Heath and worth about £10M, she avoided having to pay care fees as the house was actually owned by another "shell" company that she set up in Panama. So all the money eventually came to me.
P.S. I made all this up but its better than the drivel and bragging that we usually hear from Brian !!!