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crabbyob

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« Reply #1020 on: Sep 03, 2020, 03:09:10 PM »
all that bother after changing his name from Tom Katt
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« Reply #1021 on: Sep 04, 2020, 11:34:53 AM »
Covid Alert !!!!


Sweet Caroline is on her final warning for
Touching hands
reaching out, touching you...then...touching me
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« Reply #1022 on: Sep 04, 2020, 05:47:25 PM »
We’re doomed!
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« Reply #1023 on: Sep 04, 2020, 05:51:48 PM »
plus we are on page 69 Mike
I dont know which way to turn... :o
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« Reply #1024 on: Sep 04, 2020, 06:18:16 PM »
Never could count!
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« Reply #1025 on: Sep 04, 2020, 06:26:04 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D  Some funny answers.
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« Reply #1026 on: Sep 18, 2020, 12:34:05 PM »
The Village Grammar School has discovered a time capsule that was buried by the pupils in June 1912, according to the engraved inscription.


When it was opened in the school carpentry workshop, it was found to contain the skeleton of a mouse.

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« Reply #1027 on: Sep 18, 2020, 12:59:11 PM »
can Gummy Conroy please call at the dentists
the dentist now has enough teeth to make up a full set for him/her
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« Reply #1028 on: Sep 18, 2020, 01:05:51 PM »
Tombstones Conroy is very pleased with the dental work.

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« Reply #1029 on: Sep 18, 2020, 01:32:41 PM »
and has ordered a steak from the butcher-shop
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« Reply #1030 on: Sep 18, 2020, 05:38:20 PM »



... garlic from Betty’s Greens and a Dracula costume from
 Dottie’s Fancy Dress...
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« Reply #1031 on: Sep 27, 2020, 01:31:17 PM »
Wilfred Stodge the Village baker was injured when his bicycle crashed whilst delivering a birthday cake in the shape of an aeroplane.

The cause of the crash was icing on the wings.

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« Reply #1032 on: Sep 27, 2020, 05:08:13 PM »
Boo-Boom!..Like that one.. ;D
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« Reply #1033 on: Sep 27, 2020, 06:05:28 PM »
the civil defence company are searching the high street for survivors
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« Reply #1034 on: Sep 27, 2020, 06:26:21 PM »
The search area was extended into the Village churchyard. So far 157 bodies have been recovered.