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crabbyob

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« Reply #1035 on: Sep 27, 2020, 06:27:08 PM »
boom boom
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« Reply #1036 on: Sep 27, 2020, 07:31:56 PM »
Mysterious cannon fire heard over the village
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« Reply #1037 on: Sep 27, 2020, 07:42:23 PM »
Anyone born before 1837 is asked to come forward to help with identification
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« Reply #1038 on: Sep 27, 2020, 09:02:54 PM »
The mayor's wife toured the Village on Sunday for the Village Day festivities, pausing at the Covid 19 memorial to join the crowds mourning the dead. She waved goodbye to the crowds on  her way to the Village Hall for the Social Distancing Banquet and said that a second wave was likely, on her way back.

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« Reply #1039 on: Sep 27, 2020, 09:46:49 PM »
 ;D  Cunning
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« Reply #1040 on: Sep 28, 2020, 12:15:33 PM »
When interviewed for the Village Gazette on his 67th birthday, the mayor was asked what was the most unusual present he had received. "I was sent a large packet of plasticine by a well wisher who wanted to remain anonymous," he said, "I don't know what to make of it."

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« Reply #1041 on: Sep 28, 2020, 12:26:32 PM »
Very good, both of them Ashy! 😄😄
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« Reply #1042 on: Sep 30, 2020, 02:05:26 PM »
We might be getting a village fast food joint...
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« Reply #1043 on: Sep 30, 2020, 02:25:47 PM »
Lovely!!
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« Reply #1044 on: Sep 30, 2020, 10:45:55 PM »
Better not let the BLM catch you!
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« Reply #1045 on: Oct 01, 2020, 11:37:45 AM »
Big Louies Mum says hey dont blame me :o
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« Reply #1046 on: Oct 01, 2020, 11:50:50 AM »



  Betty's Bloomers


Sadly had to be pulled down after severe dry rot had set in..


 Sam the Terminater said  'I have never seen such a bad case of dry rot '..  and warned others ' This is what happens when a regular oiling and prodding is not carried out'.
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« Reply #1047 on: Oct 01, 2020, 11:54:46 AM »
The editor of the Village Gazette wishes to point out that the above article refers to Betty's flower kiosk in the high street known as Betty's Bloomers and not her flamboyant silk lace underwear.

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« Reply #1048 on: Oct 01, 2020, 11:56:38 AM »
and the moderator says welcome home sweetie, to whoever was absent without leave
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« Reply #1049 on: Oct 01, 2020, 12:00:08 PM »



Hi Crabby...
Everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright, its not the end.