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zoony

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« Reply #510 on: Dec 05, 2017, 07:18:44 PM »
Pleasant memories?
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minniemouse

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« Reply #511 on: Dec 05, 2017, 07:26:05 PM »
reminiscing Zoony?  ;D
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« Reply #512 on: Dec 05, 2017, 07:38:10 PM »
No, I'm straight love, just thought Scrumpy was..
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« Reply #513 on: Dec 05, 2017, 07:40:30 PM »
I meant were you reminiscing re: you and Scrumpy.
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zoony

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« Reply #514 on: Dec 05, 2017, 08:15:21 PM »
My lips are sealed...(There's your cue Min)
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minniemouse

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« Reply #515 on: Dec 05, 2017, 08:48:29 PM »
I'm drawing a line under it before I get myself censored.  ;D
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« Reply #516 on: Dec 05, 2017, 09:07:03 PM »
I'm drawing a line under it before I get myself censored.  ;D


Never seen one with a line under it!
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minniemouse

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« Reply #517 on: Dec 05, 2017, 09:28:25 PM »
I'm a trendsetter.  ;)
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« Reply #518 on: Dec 06, 2017, 03:51:54 AM »
village notice...
Minnie is starting a line dancing class...
i will join as soon as my size ten wellies arrive
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« Reply #519 on: Dec 06, 2017, 03:52:51 AM »
amendment;- Minnie is starting a line drawing class
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« Reply #520 on: Dec 06, 2017, 10:33:11 AM »
Village Police say they have found 2 tons of old bricks and concrete in the High Street, following a tip off.

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« Reply #521 on: Dec 06, 2017, 03:37:06 PM »
They quickly realised it was a 'new build' house.  :-\ ???
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« Reply #522 on: Dec 06, 2017, 04:01:49 PM »
Village Police say they have found 2 tons of old bricks and concrete in the High Street, following a tip off.


 ;D ;D  Very good..
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Ashy

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« Reply #523 on: Dec 06, 2017, 04:33:10 PM »
They quickly realised it was a 'new build' house.  :-\ ???

With bricks in it??

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« Reply #524 on: Dec 06, 2017, 04:41:53 PM »
But, no, it was the Old Peoples' Home, exploded due to excessive methane.
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