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minniemouse

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« Reply #15 on: Apr 16, 2017, 02:30:05 PM »
Flower Show.
The poppies were delightful this year their smell put everyone in high spirits. 
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 16, 2017, 02:34:32 PM »
                                   TUESDAY ICE CREAM SOCIAL.


                            (All ladies giving milk please come early.)
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 16, 2017, 02:36:08 PM »
                                   TUESDAY ICE CREAM SOCIAL.


                            (All ladies giving milk please come early.)
Classic ! ;D ;D
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minniemouse

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« Reply #18 on: Apr 16, 2017, 02:45:10 PM »
Notice from the Vicar.
Shumbodees  bin sshtealin the schommunil whine we need to shrepleenish it plse.
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 16, 2017, 06:14:39 PM »
The Village Fete.
Would the Hoopla Stall please return the Vicar's  dog collar.
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« Reply #20 on: Apr 16, 2017, 06:21:54 PM »
The Church organist, Mrs Willerby-Plank, will be absent on Tuesday as she must attend the hospital for testes.
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« Reply #21 on: Apr 16, 2017, 08:13:57 PM »
Mr Willerby-Plank has kindly offered to stand in on the harmonium with the Rev. on vibes.

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« Reply #22 on: Apr 16, 2017, 08:14:54 PM »
Will users of the Church Hall kitchen please wash their cups and then stand upside-down on the draining board.

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« Reply #23 on: Apr 16, 2017, 09:07:36 PM »
The Vicar is pleased to announce that a committee has been formed to oversee the repairs to the church roof, and the Bishop has agreed to sit on it.

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« Reply #24 on: Apr 16, 2017, 09:52:21 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: Apr 16, 2017, 10:12:32 PM »
A most excellent performance at The Fete Concert by Miss Fanny Clapp who performed "I Only Pass This Way But Once" to the obvious approval of the large audience.
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« Reply #26 on: Apr 16, 2017, 11:17:51 PM »
Thatcher required, must be able to reed.
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« Reply #27 on: Apr 16, 2017, 11:23:05 PM »
A double reed. Oboe or bassoon Minnie?
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« Reply #28 on: Apr 17, 2017, 12:35:53 AM »
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« Reply #29 on: Apr 17, 2017, 06:49:38 AM »
The Station Master's daughter got married on Saturday at the Village Church. The bride arrived on time but her train was five minutes late.