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minniemouse
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Apr 16, 2017, 02:30:05 PM »
Flower Show.
The poppies were delightful this year their smell put everyone in high spirits.
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Apr 16, 2017, 02:34:32 PM »
TUESDAY ICE CREAM SOCIAL.
(All ladies giving milk please come early.)
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Quote from: zoony on Apr 16, 2017, 02:34:32 PM
TUESDAY ICE CREAM SOCIAL.
(All ladies giving milk please come early.)
Classic !
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Apr 16, 2017, 02:45:10 PM »
Notice from the Vicar.
Shumbodees bin sshtealin the schommunil whine we need to shrepleenish it plse.
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Apr 16, 2017, 06:14:39 PM »
The Village Fete.
Would the Hoopla Stall please return the Vicar's dog collar.
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zoony
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Apr 16, 2017, 06:21:54 PM »
The Church organist, Mrs Willerby-Plank, will be absent on Tuesday as she must attend the hospital for testes.
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Ashy
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Apr 16, 2017, 08:13:57 PM »
Mr Willerby-Plank has kindly offered to stand in on the harmonium with the Rev. on vibes.
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Ashy
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Apr 16, 2017, 08:14:54 PM »
Will users of the Church Hall kitchen please wash their cups and then stand upside-down on the draining board.
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Apr 16, 2017, 09:07:36 PM »
The Vicar is pleased to announce that a committee has been formed to oversee the repairs to the church roof, and the Bishop has agreed to sit on it.
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Apr 16, 2017, 09:52:21 PM »
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Apr 16, 2017, 10:12:32 PM »
A most excellent performance at The Fete Concert by Miss Fanny Clapp who performed "I Only Pass This Way But Once" to the obvious approval of the large audience.
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minniemouse
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Apr 16, 2017, 11:17:51 PM »
Thatcher required, must be able to reed.
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Apr 16, 2017, 11:23:05 PM »
A double reed. Oboe or bassoon Minnie?
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Ashy
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Apr 17, 2017, 06:49:38 AM »
The Station Master's daughter got married on Saturday at the Village Church. The bride arrived on time but her train was five minutes late.
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