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Ashy

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Re: Village News - Please add yours
« Reply #870 on: Oct 01, 2019, 05:11:51 PM »
The Village Cafe is currently closed for re stocking.
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crabbyob

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« Reply #871 on: Oct 01, 2019, 06:47:57 PM »
can the cafe stock some nylons as well as lyles
for the more refined among us
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Scrumpy

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« Reply #872 on: Oct 01, 2019, 06:51:05 PM »



Tell Aggie your size crabby..
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« Reply #873 on: Oct 01, 2019, 07:00:01 PM »
modesty forbids.. :o
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« Reply #874 on: Oct 09, 2019, 12:50:45 PM »



  The village doctors surgery is open for flu jabs.


  Over 70 ... 8.00 til 12 noon
 Under 70.. 1.00 til 3.00
  Female only.. 3.00 til 6.00
Male only.. 6.30 til til 8.00
  Not sure... Time to be arranged.
 Mixed sex.. Phone Dolores 342578 anytime.
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Floydian

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« Reply #875 on: Oct 09, 2019, 03:56:25 PM »
The village morris dancing team are now looking to recruit under 18's, please contact the organiser if you wish to be a morris minor...
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Ashy

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« Reply #876 on: Oct 09, 2019, 04:30:51 PM »
COURT NEWS

Mr G. Gnerr, the Village miller, is seeking an injunction to prevent the Rose and Crown from closing for a few days in October. The publican, Mr J. Boreham-Stiffe, has announced that he will be attending the annual Publicans' and Brewers' conference in Birmingham, and will be closing his pub for the duration.

In his opening remarks, counsel for the miller stated that the publican was closing his pub in order to prevent the county dominoes final and Bean Feast from taking place.


The case continues.
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« Reply #877 on: Oct 10, 2019, 06:26:29 AM »
Mr Whyte-Poudre, the Village pharmacist, has had to re-word the sign outside his shop which said, "Please use the seating area provided for your convenience". It will now say "Wait Here". He says it will save having to wash it down several times a day.
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