Author Topic: Ongoing Story  (Read 11439 times)

minniemouse

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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1020 on: Jun 18, 2017, 02:44:31 PM »
There was a deafening silence because..
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1021 on: Jun 18, 2017, 06:40:22 PM »
many a tail had been in Matilda's zipper.
Don't think of a caterpillar dying..Think of a butterfly living.


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minniemouse

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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1022 on: Jun 19, 2017, 10:20:54 AM »
The crowd watched in amazement as....
When someone close to you dies, move seats.

When is it the worst time to have a heart attack? When playing charades....

Grumpyfrog

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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1023 on: Jun 19, 2017, 12:14:51 PM »
the tail was surgically removed  :'(
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Ashy

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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1024 on: Jun 19, 2017, 12:18:07 PM »
By a paramedic with a junior hacksaw
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1025 on: Jun 19, 2017, 01:29:14 PM »
a crowd gathered after hearing the screams
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1026 on: Jun 19, 2017, 01:35:49 PM »
"Quick" said Skippy, "Pass me hat round while they're all here"....
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1027 on: Jun 19, 2017, 01:44:41 PM »
Some odd items were left in the hat. A....
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1028 on: Jun 19, 2017, 02:05:59 PM »
Pair of pliers and some cellotape which

minniemouse

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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1029 on: Jun 19, 2017, 02:47:46 PM »
had been stolen from Poundland so
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Ashy

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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1030 on: Jun 19, 2017, 02:49:22 PM »
Skippy could fix his tail back
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minniemouse

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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1031 on: Jun 19, 2017, 04:20:20 PM »
and get back to the zoo where
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1032 on: Jun 19, 2017, 04:37:19 PM »
He could enjoy his lunch
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1033 on: Jun 19, 2017, 08:43:01 PM »
of sauteed Outer Mongolian Spotted Pheasant breasts with..........
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Re: Ongoing Story
« Reply #1034 on: Jun 19, 2017, 08:46:23 PM »
lion sauce
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