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Topic: Ongoing Story (Read 31288 times)
crabbyob
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Re: Ongoing Story
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Jul 21, 2017, 09:52:16 PM »
and it wasnt exactly the Brazillian forrest
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Grumpyfrog
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Jul 21, 2017, 09:56:49 PM »
grumpy also bought a drum of DDT in case ...............
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crabbyob
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Jul 21, 2017, 10:00:25 PM »
in case he caught a topical disease
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minniemouse
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Jul 21, 2017, 10:43:56 PM »
but the witchdoctor had a good remedy....
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crabbyob
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Jul 21, 2017, 10:51:08 PM »
soak the offending part in boiling water for two weeks then...
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minniemouse
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Jul 21, 2017, 10:54:00 PM »
beat it with palm leaves until..
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Ashy
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Jul 22, 2017, 06:32:06 AM »
"No No No!" cried Prince Sarsons, who had stowed away on the raft. "Soak it in fresh vinegar"
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Grumpyfrog
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Jul 22, 2017, 09:04:11 AM »
The natives became addicted to vinegar
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crabbyob
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Jul 22, 2017, 09:41:37 AM »
and on trips to india even took their own
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minniemouse
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Jul 22, 2017, 10:11:00 AM »
cricket bats, soaked in it
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crabbyob
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Jul 22, 2017, 10:14:13 AM »
just in case they needed a 'chip' shot
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Grumpyfrog
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Jul 22, 2017, 11:30:16 AM »
A vinegar pipeline was laid across the oceans
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Ashy
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Jul 22, 2017, 11:43:47 AM »
it brought a tear to the eye of Prince Sarsons
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minniemouse
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Jul 22, 2017, 04:43:17 PM »
because he had become allergic to it
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crabbyob
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Jul 22, 2017, 04:44:56 PM »
and was refocusing on HP Sauce
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