Why dont people honour their agreements.

[Scrumpy]

I have a little infant school opposite .. Sam was always wary about talking to the children.. just in case .It was difficult sometimes because he was a fireman and sometimes the fire engine was parked outside the house .. The children would run across the playground to get a good view..

[Phil]

I have a little infant school opposite .. Sam was always wary about talking to the children.. just in case .It was difficult sometimes because he was a fireman and sometimes the fire engine was parked outside the house .. The children would run across the playground to get a good view..

Sheesh, I'd have been wary as well.

"Oy, mister, show us yer hose".

Lol.

 

[zoony]

Or, " Does your chopper always hang on that side, mister?"

[Phil]

Ooh, the possibilities make yer blood run cold.

 

[zoony]

   You missed out the "Missis"...

[Johned]

May I advise you to keep quiet about the trampolining lady Brian; her antics must add considerable resale value to your home with such an attraction in the vicinity!

[brian54]

May I advise you to keep quiet about the trampolining lady Brian; her antics must add considerable resale value to your home with such an attraction in the vicinity!

I think this message is addresses to Phil.
He is a very rich man.

[Phil]

May I advise you to keep quiet about the trampolining lady Brian; her antics must add considerable resale value to your home with such an attraction in the vicinity!

If we ever decide to sell I'll take a video of her & take a stills grab & get the estate agent to use it for the shot of the back garden.

Lol.

 

 

[minniemouse]

 

[brian54]

Another thought. Why not move the school.

[brian54]

I heard somebody shout to the man they want to move ''Why has he not gone?''.
His reply was ''When am I going to get my money?''.
Very reasonable I thought.

[Alex22]

I think you should ask him round for afternoon tea Brian, that would give the rest of the gang something to talk about wouldn't it ?   

[brian54]

People are still shouting to the man why have you not gone?. The reason must be obvious. His reply is where is the money. If they want him out they should either pay him or everybody should move.

[zoony]

Etc., etc., et-feckin-cetera.

[fortyone]

Really zoony ! No need to be so rude. Everybody else just loves this never ending story and is waiting with bated breath on the outcome. It's like a big plot line in a soap.

Alternately it's just a reawakening of a dead old thread for absolutely no good reason so well said zoony.

Pity there are no polls on this forum or we could all vote....

1 Man goes with cash
2 Man goes without cash
3 Mysterious house fire
4 Murder
5 Brian shuts up about it
6 Gas explosion
7 Aircraft crash

Like that other famous Brummie Janice Nichols...

"Oi'll give it foive