Author Topic: Dog Sitting  (Read 836 times)

Chrisjay

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Dog Sitting
« on: Feb 06, 2011, 05:18:59 PM »
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her
neighbours dog whilst the neighbours went on their holidays.

The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was in
'heat' and the neighbour's dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large
house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.

As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly
awakened by awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs.  She rushed
downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when
mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.
Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to
do next.

Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings a
rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone.  The spinster explained
the problem.

The vet said, "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down
alongside them.  I will then phone your number back and the noise of the
telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able
to withdraw from the bitch."

"Oh," said the spinster, "Do you think that will work?"

"Well," the vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME !!!!"
 

caminito

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Re: Dog Sitting
« Reply #1 on: Feb 06, 2011, 05:53:59 PM »
Good one  ;D

I spluttered my coffee I was drinking when I read it  ::)