I'd like to introduce myself: my name is Harry Kewell. I come from the land down under, where women blow and make thunder ... I enjoy football, macrami and reading Enid Blyton books. I sometimes manage lower division football teams in England. I am married to an actress, whose name escapes me at the moment. I am available for weddings, parties and funerals. I sometimes lay awake at night, thinking what am I? Sometimes I feel like a sportsman and others like a prima donna (Dame Margot Fonteyn taught me how to kick straight when she toured Australia). That's all I've got to say (as the phone is ringing and I'm stuck in Nottingham - after a brief lay over in Crawley). Bye for now .... Harry.