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Ashy

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It Figures
« on: Aug 16, 2017, 06:06:29 AM »
Company Doctor: Now Mr Simmons, in your questionnaire you say you are 41.776 years old, what is that in months?

Simmons: I have no idea, I made that up.

Dr: And here you say the last time you saw your GP was 842 days ago, when was that?

Simmons: Actually I pulled that figure out of the air.

Dr: And here, how many days have you had off sick in the last year, you have put 428. That can't possibly be right can it?

Simmons: Let me see. Oh no that is a clerical error I think.

Dr: Just as a matter of interest.... how long have you been our accountant?