Company Doctor: Now Mr Simmons, in your questionnaire you say you are 41.776 years old, what is that in months?
Simmons: I have no idea, I made that up.
Dr: And here you say the last time you saw your GP was 842 days ago, when was that?
Simmons: Actually I pulled that figure out of the air.
Dr: And here, how many days have you had off sick in the last year, you have put 428. That can't possibly be right can it?
Simmons: Let me see. Oh no that is a clerical error I think.
Dr: Just as a matter of interest.... how long have you been our accountant?