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fortyone

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My point exactly
« on: Sep 25, 2017, 12:42:46 PM »
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.

When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"


The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

zoony

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Re: My point exactly
« Reply #1 on: Sep 25, 2017, 12:48:02 PM »
 ;D ;D
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minniemouse

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Re: My point exactly
« Reply #2 on: Sep 25, 2017, 01:01:57 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My point exactly
« Reply #3 on: Sep 25, 2017, 01:31:09 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
This post is my opinion, which you may not like, but I'm entitled to it.
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