An Englishman and a Scot played golf one afternoon and after decided to have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Scot says to the Englishman, "If I were to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Englishman after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."