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crabbyob

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Re: Penalty strokes.
« Reply #15 on: Oct 16, 2017, 02:51:14 PM »
then there is a notice that appears every so often, when the green-keeper has sprayed the greens to discourage worm casts


MEMBERS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO LICK THEIR BALLS


this is a genuine notice i have seen
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Scrumpy

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Re: Penalty strokes.
« Reply #16 on: Oct 16, 2017, 03:14:42 PM »


Oh to be double jointed  eh! crabby ..
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minniemouse

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Re: Penalty strokes.
« Reply #17 on: Oct 16, 2017, 03:16:10 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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crabbyob

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Re: Penalty strokes.
« Reply #18 on: Oct 16, 2017, 05:27:19 PM »
i'd rather be able to putt
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Scrumpy

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Re: Penalty strokes.
« Reply #19 on: Oct 16, 2017, 05:40:03 PM »





Putt:  A gentle stroke that hits a ball towards the hole .  :D ;)
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minniemouse

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Re: Penalty strokes.
« Reply #20 on: Oct 16, 2017, 05:58:33 PM »
Now it makes sense.  ;)
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crabbyob

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Re: Penalty strokes.
« Reply #21 on: Oct 16, 2017, 09:47:43 PM »
perhaps this is why each shot is called a stroke
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