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crabbyob
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Re: Penalty strokes.
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Reply #15 on:
Oct 16, 2017, 02:51:14 PM »
then there is a notice that appears every so often, when the green-keeper has sprayed the greens to discourage worm casts
MEMBERS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO LICK THEIR BALLS
this is a genuine notice i have seen
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Scrumpy
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Oct 16, 2017, 03:14:42 PM »
Oh to be double jointed eh! crabby ..
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minniemouse
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crabbyob
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Oct 16, 2017, 05:27:19 PM »
i'd rather be able to putt
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Scrumpy
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Oct 16, 2017, 05:40:03 PM »
Putt: A gentle stroke that hits a ball towards the hole .
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minniemouse
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Oct 16, 2017, 05:58:33 PM »
Now it makes sense.
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crabbyob
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Oct 16, 2017, 09:47:43 PM »
perhaps this is why each shot is called a stroke
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