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fortyone

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Truths of life
« on: Oct 09, 2017, 11:48:51 AM »
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zoony

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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #1 on: Oct 09, 2017, 11:50:21 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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fortyone

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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #2 on: Oct 09, 2017, 11:55:56 AM »
I guess you must have short thumbs too then zoony.  ;)
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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #3 on: Oct 09, 2017, 02:16:37 PM »
Yeah mate...but really thick and double jointed. ;D
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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #4 on: Oct 09, 2017, 03:02:35 PM »
Thumbs up to you Zoony.
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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #5 on: Oct 09, 2017, 03:37:06 PM »
Right back atcha Scrumpy ;D ..'specially if you have one eyebrow higher than the other... ::)
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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #6 on: Oct 09, 2017, 03:40:54 PM »


That's about right although as a child I played the violin which is made much easier with long fingers & long thumbs.

My wife thought it would be 4 times the length of her thumb & she's spot on.

It did end up 4 times the length of her thumb.

Women's lips also move twice as fast as men's.


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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #7 on: Oct 09, 2017, 04:01:22 PM »
That would be your nose I think Phil. ;D
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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #8 on: Oct 11, 2017, 06:59:03 AM »
That would be your nose I think Phil. ;D


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Re: Truths of life
« Reply #9 on: Oct 11, 2017, 02:55:27 PM »
It is a strange fact (or at least I think it is by observation) that some men's noses and ears do continue to grow slowly thoughout life. Certainly this appears to be true of one part of my anatomy. I will try dieting over the winter though. Again.
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