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StephenM123

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I Was An Actor!
« on: Oct 14, 2017, 10:42:33 PM »
Many years ago I was an actor. Most of my roles were minor but on one occasion I was the leading man. I played the Invisible Man but nobody remembers seeing me!   ;D
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Grumpyfrog

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Re: I Was An Actor!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 14, 2017, 11:37:24 PM »
If you were invisible, how do you know you were even in a play?
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zoony

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Re: I Was An Actor!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 15, 2017, 12:25:59 AM »
The guy who wrote the joke told him Grumpy.. ;)
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Re: I Was An Actor!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 15, 2017, 01:44:11 PM »
Quote from: zoony on Oct 15, 2017, 12:25:59 AM
The guy who wrote the joke told him Grumpy.. ;)


Now it makes sense


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StephenM123

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Re: I Was An Actor!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 15, 2017, 06:04:34 PM »

A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's the Invisible Man."

The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."         
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Ashy

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Re: I Was An Actor!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 15, 2017, 06:29:13 PM »
Specialists are so busy these days.
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minniemouse

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Re: I Was An Actor!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 17, 2017, 12:26:36 AM »
Who does the invisible man sleep with?
 
Anyone he likes.
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Re: I Was An Actor!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 17, 2017, 01:19:04 AM »
 ;D ;D


Do gypsies with crystal balls have glass babies?
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