Weather update

[minniemouse]

It hasn't stopped raining here today.  Give us an update on India Crabby.  How's the tan coming along. Seen any sharks yet?

[Alex22]

Same here MM, it's that fine rain too !  (as Peter Kaye says)

[GrannyMac]

Really grey and wet here. Described by Any Scots amongst us (Traveller) as a 'dreich' day.  💦☔️☔️🌫

[zoony]

And by some others Mac. I like the word,it's onomatopoeic.

[crabbyob]

well Minnie, i thought my thermometer was stuck on 30c so i took it out onto the balcony but not in direct sunlight and it zoomed up to 42c almost 110 in old money so we have to be careful. i just got my TV connected and so am watching some golf, i am trying to G myself up to go for a haircut 100rps about £1.20... last night i had tandoori chicken with three large port/wines and finished off with a glass of beer, my bar buddie was drinking gin and it, i have never tried it so i might try it soon, my landlady assures me i have a full bottle of Gin in her cupboard, i have denied its mine but she says i have to have it... i might even venture onto the beach when the glow leaves my shoulders, and say hi to the dolphins, we did have some proper rain the other evening, but it is warm rain.. ... i think we should all meet up on Betalbatim beach [look on google earth] on Valentine day and have drinkies.xx

[minniemouse]

Cheers Crabby, make some memories!

Weather here today dry, cloudy and a bit windy.

[zoony]

Hey Crabby...Did you know that the favourite and most common way for a woman to murder her husband, historically, was to chop her own hair up into very tiny pieces and put it in her husband's curry?
You'll be happy to know that it's been wet and cold here for the last couple of days.

[minniemouse]

Surely, that would just create a hair ball (not to be confused with a hairy ****)

[zoony]

Not so Min...the intestines contain things called villae (if i'm not mistaken) which, a bit like sea anemones, filter stuff. There are millions of 'em. A human hair is just the right size to bung 'em up (as we say in the trade) which creates havoc and kills the victim if used on a daily basis. Death by curry, as it were.

[minniemouse]

Not so Min...the intestines contain things called villae (if i'm not mistaken) which, a bit like sea anemones, filter stuff. There are millions of 'em. A human hair is just the right size to bung 'em up (as we say in the trade) which creates havoc and kills the victim if used on a daily basis. Death by curry, as it were.

My mistake, I was comparing humans with cats. 

[zoony]

Yes...That would be a fur-ball. (miaow..)

[minniemouse]

Of course, silly me. 

[minniemouse]

Going back to the weather.  Well folks, its doom and gloom for the weekend so batten down the hatches, with the exception of Crabby who will be wilting by all accounts. 

[zoony]

Nice to know that he'll wish he was here.

[crabbyob]

i dont wish crap weather on anyone, i hope you all have a mild winter
about the hair thing Zoony, old poachers use to get a horse-hair about an inch long, fold it and press it into a par boiled small potato and chuck it onto a pond used by wild geese, the potato when partially digested by the goose released the horse hair which opened to its original size piercing the birds gut killing it...please dont try this at home..