Many years ago i worked in a garage service station, and one night a tramp a very big man walked through the garage, in one side and out the other, five minutes later he came back accompanied with a policeman , who was arresting him for being drunk,and disorderly,.
he told one of the staff to phone for a police van, shortly after, one arrived , the driver of the van got out and as soon as he saw the tramp he said to him let yourself in, to which the tramp happily climbed into the van, we were amazed, the policeman said you obviously know him, the driver said yes he does this trick every week end, purposely so he will get arrested.
in those days people getting arrested over the week end were kept in police station cells, and as a result, automatically got a free breakfast on a Sunday morning, before appearing in court on the following Monday morning, the tramp was a clever dick he knew exactly what he was doing and did this on a regular basis, ......................it seemed bed and breakfast was to tempting to resist.,