Author Topic: What's your Porn star name?  (Read 866 times)

zoony

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What's your Porn star name?
« on: Nov 19, 2017, 07:05:08 PM »
I was reminded of this watching QI...It's your first pet's name plus your mum's maiden name. Mine, for example would be Juno O'Brien...4/10 for porniness. :-\
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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #1 on: Nov 19, 2017, 08:01:26 PM »
Dinky Collins
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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #2 on: Nov 19, 2017, 08:13:19 PM »
Timmy Twine.
David, Christine, + Mia...... NE Derbyshire.

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zoony

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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #3 on: Nov 19, 2017, 08:43:35 PM »
 ;D ;D  They're both good ones...7.5-8s I'm thinkin'.
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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #4 on: Nov 20, 2017, 09:02:22 AM »
Considering mother's maiden name and first pet's name have been used as security questions for many years I don't think I'll be participating.

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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #5 on: Nov 20, 2017, 09:14:52 AM »
oops you just stopped me in time....
Tooty Lockhart
thats me second pet an me grannys maiden name
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fortyone

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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #6 on: Nov 20, 2017, 09:38:23 AM »
I'll go with


Rocky Hardwick



minniemouse

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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #7 on: Nov 20, 2017, 09:59:42 AM »
10+  ;D
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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #8 on: Nov 20, 2017, 04:32:24 PM »
Fluffy Cockburn  8)
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zoony

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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #9 on: Nov 20, 2017, 04:39:57 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #10 on: Nov 20, 2017, 05:46:17 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
nice one Fluffy goes with your photo
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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #11 on: Nov 20, 2017, 05:56:36 PM »
Should maybe team up with KY Sellers and make a double act of it.

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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #12 on: Nov 20, 2017, 06:47:10 PM »
I do not know whether I approve of a Pensioners Forum alluding to Porn Stars!  The very thought of such a subject gives me palpitations in my advancing years.  At one time, the Beeb did a docu on the Hollywood Porn Film Industry which at that time was bigger than the legitimate side.  They interviewed one of the "Stars" who was a rather unattractive middle aged man, to me anyway.  He averred he had the best job in the world.  As he said, he enjoyed a hearty breakfast, drove to the lot and over the course of the day's work indulged his "artistry" with two beautiful unclothed ladies.  Arriving home after a hard day's work he had a good dinner and slept like a babe with a good cheque at the end of each month.  What more could he want?  What indeed!

zoony

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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #13 on: Nov 20, 2017, 07:34:52 PM »
As long as you have the right tools for the job and good fluffer I imagine it pays reasonably well but I'd think the novelty would wear off quickly...How many people on a chocolate production line eat chocolate after a week or two?
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Re: What's your Porn star name?
« Reply #14 on: Nov 20, 2017, 07:56:40 PM »
What more could he want?

Well I hope he paid into a pension fund otherwise he would be reliant on inheritance in later life.