Author Topic: Joke  (Read 246 times)

Alex22

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Joke
« on: Nov 21, 2017, 07:01:15 PM »
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife,  he blushes and says, "Oh, are you the stripper from my stag party ? 

The woman looks sternly into his eyes and says very calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

 
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zoony

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21, 2017, 07:11:59 PM »
 ;D ;D !
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

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Phil

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: Nov 22, 2017, 12:42:47 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
"I've stopped arguing with idiots. They will only bring me down to their level and beat me with experience.”

Paraphrased from George Carlin

minniemouse

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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: Nov 22, 2017, 01:36:41 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.