Author Topic: Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity  (Read 298 times)

StephenM123

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Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
« on: Dec 16, 2017, 05:39:14 PM »
Apparently Theresa May has been told by the Leader of the House of Commons that she can not take part in the annual nativity play as she no longer has a stable (government)!  ;D

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Re: Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
« Reply #1 on: Dec 16, 2017, 05:53:07 PM »
Not sure she could find three wise men either. As to the rest of it, no hope.

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Re: Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
« Reply #2 on: Dec 16, 2017, 06:03:49 PM »
Not a bit of it, plenty of asses left not to mention the donkeys.
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Re: Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
« Reply #3 on: Dec 17, 2017, 08:06:51 AM »
As the whips herded the members through the lobbies Boris said he felt a bit sheepish!

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Re: Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
« Reply #4 on: Dec 17, 2017, 08:34:19 AM »
i suppose she has promised all our frankincense to the EU
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Re: Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
« Reply #5 on: Dec 17, 2017, 12:21:55 PM »
Dunno about the frakincense but they certainly have first dibs on any gold left in the coffers.

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Re: Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
« Reply #6 on: Dec 17, 2017, 12:26:26 PM »
Last time they looked in the vault there was only a note that said we owe 1.9 trillion.