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StephenM123
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Theresa May Banned From Parliamentary Nativity
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Dec 16, 2017, 05:39:14 PM »
Apparently Theresa May has been told by the Leader of the House of Commons that she can not take part in the annual nativity play as she no longer has a stable
(government)!
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Ashy
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Dec 16, 2017, 05:53:07 PM »
Not sure she could find three wise men either. As to the rest of it, no hope.
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zoony
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Dec 16, 2017, 06:03:49 PM »
Not a bit of it, plenty of asses left not to mention the donkeys.
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"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."
"Never use money to measure wealth, son"
cowboy wisdom.
StephenM123
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Dec 17, 2017, 08:06:51 AM »
As the whips herded the members through the lobbies Boris said he felt a bit sheepish!
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crabbyob
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Dec 17, 2017, 08:34:19 AM »
i suppose she has promised all our frankincense to the EU
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“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”
fortyone
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Dec 17, 2017, 12:21:55 PM »
Dunno about the frakincense but they certainly have first dibs on any gold left in the coffers.
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Ashy
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Dec 17, 2017, 12:26:26 PM »
Last time they looked in the vault there was only a note that said we owe 1.9 trillion.
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