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Ashy

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Man walks into an office...
« on: Jan 06, 2018, 07:50:38 PM »
asks to see the scarecrow. Receptionist says

"He's out doing field work"

Alex22

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #1 on: Jan 06, 2018, 08:00:38 PM »
 :-X :-X ;D ;D
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Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #2 on: Jan 06, 2018, 08:23:25 PM »
...asks to see the major. Receptionist says


"He's giving  lecture on camouflage and cannot be seen"

crabbyob

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #3 on: Jan 07, 2018, 05:49:55 AM »
asked to see the invisible man... and they both ROFLd
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #4 on: Jan 07, 2018, 09:16:19 AM »
.... says he's a doctor and come to see the woman with hallucinations. The receptionist says


"She's not seeing anyone at the moment"

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #5 on: Jan 07, 2018, 05:05:08 PM »
...... asks to see the head of the packing department.


The receptionist says

"He's out but we are covering for him"

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #6 on: Jan 08, 2018, 06:17:12 AM »
.... says he's come to look at the boiler.

The receptionist says


"Sorry, it's just cycled off"

fortyone

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #7 on: Jan 08, 2018, 10:43:10 AM »
Someone must have given you a jokebook for Christmas Ashy  ;)


Keep them coming.

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #8 on: Jan 08, 2018, 12:18:59 PM »
..... asks to see the man who makes those leather things for key rings.


Receptionist says


Ah yes.... he told me to fob you off.

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #9 on: Jan 08, 2018, 01:04:26 PM »
Asks to see the hairdresser.


The Receptionist says....


Sorry, she's just dyed.
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #10 on: Jan 08, 2018, 01:21:49 PM »
 :) :) :) :) :)   Mouse




....... asks when Mr Bwogglibluzapopple will be free.


Receptionist says


"It's difficult to say"

crabbyob

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #11 on: Jan 08, 2018, 01:23:48 PM »
Ashy.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #12 on: Jan 08, 2018, 03:16:59 PM »
.....asks to see Kim Kardashian


Receptionist:........... sorry, she's all behind.
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minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #13 on: Jan 08, 2018, 04:15:32 PM »
....asks to see the President.


Receptionist............sorry, he's busy blowing his own TRUMPet
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Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #14 on: Jan 08, 2018, 04:19:24 PM »
... asks to see the astrologer.

Receptionist says

"Sorry but she's away due to unforeseen circumstances"