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Ashy
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Man walks into an office...
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Jan 06, 2018, 07:50:38 PM »
asks to see the scarecrow. Receptionist says
"He's out doing field work"
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Alex22
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Jan 06, 2018, 08:00:38 PM »
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Ashy
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Jan 06, 2018, 08:23:25 PM »
...asks to see the major. Receptionist says
"He's giving lecture on camouflage and cannot be seen"
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crabbyob
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 07, 2018, 05:49:55 AM »
asked to see the invisible man... and they both ROFLd
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“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”
Ashy
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 07, 2018, 09:16:19 AM »
.... says he's a doctor and come to see the woman with hallucinations. The receptionist says
"She's not seeing anyone at the moment"
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Ashy
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 07, 2018, 05:05:08 PM »
...... asks to see the head of the packing department.
The receptionist says
"He's out but we are covering for him"
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Ashy
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 06:17:12 AM »
.... says he's come to look at the boiler.
The receptionist says
"Sorry, it's just cycled off"
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fortyone
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 10:43:10 AM »
Someone must have given you a jokebook for Christmas Ashy
Keep them coming.
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Ashy
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 12:18:59 PM »
..... asks to see the man who makes those leather things for key rings.
Receptionist says
Ah yes.... he told me to fob you off.
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minniemouse
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 01:04:26 PM »
Asks to see the hairdresser.
The Receptionist says....
Sorry, she's just dyed.
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Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.
Ashy
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Posts: 32147
Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 01:21:49 PM »
Mouse
....... asks when Mr Bwogglibluzapopple will be free.
Receptionist says
"It's difficult to say"
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crabbyob
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 01:23:48 PM »
Ashy..
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minniemouse
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 03:16:59 PM »
.....asks to see Kim Kardashian
Receptionist:........... sorry, she's all behind.
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Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.
minniemouse
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Jan 08, 2018, 04:15:32 PM »
....asks to see the President.
Receptionist............sorry, he's busy blowing his own TRUMPet
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Ashy
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Posts: 32147
Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 08, 2018, 04:19:24 PM »
... asks to see the astrologer.
Receptionist says
"Sorry but she's away due to unforeseen circumstances"
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