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fortyone
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Re: Man walks into an office...
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Reply #30 on:
Jan 10, 2018, 11:02:12 AM »
Asks to see a doctor
The receptionist say come back in a month.
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Ashy
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Posts: 32147
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Reply #31 on:
Jan 10, 2018, 08:13:32 PM »
.... asks to see the photographer.
Receptionist says "Mr Fawkes is in the darkroom, blowing up the houses of parliament. He'll be out in a few minutes."
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minniemouse
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Posts: 9158
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Reply #32 on:
Jan 11, 2018, 05:39:24 PM »
.......asks to see the TV Announcer
Receptionist says....... Sorry, he's on a Commercial break.
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Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.
Ashy
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Posts: 32147
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Jan 11, 2018, 06:07:08 PM »
..... asks to see the milkmaid.
Receptionist says (sorry about this)
"She's at our udder office"
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minniemouse
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Posts: 9158
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Jan 11, 2018, 06:21:40 PM »
,..............asks to see the long distance runner
Receptionist says........... Sorry he's miles away.
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minniemouse
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Jan 11, 2018, 06:22:32 PM »
............asks to see the pilot
Receptionists says............sorry, he's head's in the clouds
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minniemouse
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Posts: 9158
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Jan 12, 2018, 10:54:15 AM »
..........asks to see the potter
Receptionist says............sorry he's throwing a wobbly.
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minniemouse
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Posts: 9158
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Jan 12, 2018, 10:55:42 AM »
..........asks to see the electrician
Receptionist says............sorry he's like, not switched on, man.
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Ashy
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Posts: 32147
Re: Man walks into an office...
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Reply #38 on:
Jan 13, 2018, 01:39:06 PM »
...... asks if he can see the optician.
The receptionist says
"I doubt it. This is a cafe and you are talking to the hatstand"
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minniemouse
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Posts: 9158
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Jan 13, 2018, 08:56:11 PM »
........asks to see the tree surgeon
Receptionist says............sorry he's at the other Branch
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crabbyob
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Posts: 24438
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Jan 17, 2018, 05:49:38 AM »
asks to see his GP
the receptionist rolls on floor laughing
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“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”
zoony
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Reply #41 on:
Jan 17, 2018, 04:19:08 PM »
and genuflects...
It was a Holy Office
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minniemouse
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Posts: 9158
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Jan 17, 2018, 04:58:18 PM »
..........and asks to see the Vet.
Receptionist says....................you sound a little hoarse.
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Ashy
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Posts: 32147
Re: Man walks into an office...
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Jan 18, 2018, 05:48:42 AM »
..... asks to see Mr. Little
receptionist says.... 'er...aha... A. Little, Butcher?'
man says " I WANT TO SEE MR LITTLE"
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Ashy
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Posts: 32147
Re: Man walks into an office...
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Reply #44 on:
Jan 18, 2018, 07:04:58 PM »
...... asks for Miss L. A. Neus
Receptionist asks
"Miscellaneous what?"
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