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fortyone

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #30 on: Jan 10, 2018, 11:02:12 AM »
Asks to see a doctor


The receptionist say come back in a month.

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #31 on: Jan 10, 2018, 08:13:32 PM »
.... asks to see the photographer.

Receptionist says "Mr Fawkes is in the darkroom, blowing up the houses of parliament. He'll be out in a few minutes."

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #32 on: Jan 11, 2018, 05:39:24 PM »
.......asks to see the TV Announcer


Receptionist says....... Sorry, he's on a Commercial break.
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #33 on: Jan 11, 2018, 06:07:08 PM »
..... asks to see the milkmaid.

Receptionist says (sorry about this)


"She's at our udder office"

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #34 on: Jan 11, 2018, 06:21:40 PM »
,..............asks to see the long distance runner


Receptionist says........... Sorry he's miles away.
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #35 on: Jan 11, 2018, 06:22:32 PM »
............asks to see the pilot


Receptionists says............sorry, he's head's in the clouds
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #36 on: Jan 12, 2018, 10:54:15 AM »
..........asks to see the potter


Receptionist says............sorry he's throwing a wobbly.
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #37 on: Jan 12, 2018, 10:55:42 AM »
..........asks to see the electrician


Receptionist says............sorry he's like, not switched on, man.
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #38 on: Jan 13, 2018, 01:39:06 PM »
...... asks if he can see the optician.

The receptionist says


"I doubt it. This is a cafe and you are talking to the hatstand"

minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #39 on: Jan 13, 2018, 08:56:11 PM »
........asks to see the tree surgeon


Receptionist says............sorry he's at the other Branch
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

crabbyob

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #40 on: Jan 17, 2018, 05:49:38 AM »
asks to see his GP


the receptionist rolls on floor laughing
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”

zoony

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #41 on: Jan 17, 2018, 04:19:08 PM »
and genuflects...


    It was a Holy Office
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

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minniemouse

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #42 on: Jan 17, 2018, 04:58:18 PM »
..........and asks to see the Vet.


Receptionist says....................you sound a little hoarse.
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #43 on: Jan 18, 2018, 05:48:42 AM »
..... asks to see Mr. Little

receptionist says.... 'er...aha... A. Little, Butcher?'



man says " I WANT TO SEE MR LITTLE"

Ashy

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Re: Man walks into an office...
« Reply #44 on: Jan 18, 2018, 07:04:58 PM »
...... asks for Miss L. A. Neus

Receptionist  asks



"Miscellaneous what?"