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prestbury

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Better than a Flu Jab
« on: Jan 11, 2018, 11:46:06 PM »
Miss Beatrice, the church organist,  was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glas bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated of all things, a condom!
 
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,' I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

zoony

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Re: Better than a Flu Jab
« Reply #1 on: Jan 12, 2018, 12:10:55 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D  That's a truly lovely joke! Well done prestbury...hope you don't mind if I use it..
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

"Never use money to measure wealth, son"

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Ashy

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Re: Better than a Flu Jab
« Reply #2 on: Jan 12, 2018, 06:27:12 AM »
Is THAT how you use them?

minniemouse

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Re: Better than a Flu Jab
« Reply #3 on: Jan 12, 2018, 11:04:02 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

Alex22

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Re: Better than a Flu Jab
« Reply #4 on: Jan 12, 2018, 12:21:41 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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prestbury

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Re: Better than a Flu Jab
« Reply #5 on: Jan 12, 2018, 02:30:36 PM »
;D ;D ;D  That's a truly lovely joke! Well done prestbury...hope you don't mind if I use it..

Help your self ;D

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Re: Better than a Flu Jab
« Reply #6 on: Jan 12, 2018, 05:43:13 PM »
hope you don't mind if I use it..
would it still be any good after floating around in a bowl for months?

zoony

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Re: Better than a Flu Jab
« Reply #7 on: Jan 12, 2018, 06:05:35 PM »
Ah...Now I know what you were talking about.
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

"Never use money to measure wealth, son"

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