I don't know what possessed me, but i suddenly felt the urge to write a little ditty. Strange thing is that i have never done this before so why it came into my head i don't know. I think i will definitely have to keep my day job though.
Andy and Peter awoke whilst still dark
To go for a run with a club in the park.
Along with Brian and friends they all met at the gate
But for a Cairn and Shi Tzu they all had to wait.
A pensions advisor was invited as guest
His portfolio case held tight to his chest.
At ten past the hour they started the jog
The pensions advisor started his blog.
Private pensions are the best way to go
Invest in these and you'll be rolling in dough.
Big house inheritance, with luck, is an option
As long as you keep it, not sell it at auction.
With the run over, tired and aching
We adjorn to the pub to hear stories breaking.
The stories of woe all seem so far fetched
But truth is so strange, espesially when stretched.
A long day is over and we go home to rest
But an unwanted phone call now leaves us with stress.
The caller felt threatened by folks bad behavior
Hopes the call to our Brian will be his savior.
But now is the time to go up to bed
And dream of the people having to live in a shed.
What would anybody add to this to start the next day?
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