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crabbyob

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« Reply #15 on: Feb 09, 2018, 02:54:33 AM »
dear nanny, i to have a limp problem, the doc suggested the blue tab, but i pointed out to him the pill dosent cause swelling, but it keep the swelling once it [the swelling] is in place.....the practice nurse has offered to help me practice, i will report back
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 09, 2018, 09:07:06 AM »
dear nanny, i to have a limp problem, the doc suggested the blue tab, but i pointed out to him the pill dosent cause swelling, but it keep the swelling once it [the swelling] is in place.....the practice nurse has offered to help me practice, i will report back


Perhaps you are making a big thing out of nothing.! I am sure the practice nurse will help. He is experienced in jobs like this.
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 09, 2018, 09:33:37 AM »
Dear Nanny, do i need a prescription to get viagara or can i just show the pharmacist a picture of my wife?
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 10, 2018, 09:53:27 AM »
Dear Nanny.
One of my Christmas presents was a holiday in Blackpool.I'm a little bit concerned because two weeks has now become six weeks.! I have been in hotels before but this one is quite different.We have bingo twice a week where the prizes are extra weeks holiday, which I keep winning.!!
Also,is it normal for a hotel to take teeth away at night and return them at breakfast.? I'm sure I was wearing Freda's yesterday because they kept slipping out of my mouth into my porridge and her smile looked exactly like mine.!!


What do other readers think.?   confused of Blackpool.
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 10, 2018, 03:02:08 PM »

Dear Nanny,


my wife hasnt spoken to me for a week, do you think iv upset her, as she,s always  standing behind me talking to the back of my head, ?? ..............what do you think i should do ,.

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« Reply #20 on: Feb 10, 2018, 04:13:50 PM »
Make the most of it Alfred, a week is not very long.

crabbyob

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« Reply #21 on: Feb 12, 2018, 11:41:30 PM »
dear Alfred, after a month check her pulse
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« Reply #22 on: Feb 12, 2018, 11:43:25 PM »
Nice to see you Crabby.
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crabbyob

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« Reply #23 on: Feb 12, 2018, 11:45:23 PM »
bugger bugger bugger, i told him to switch the camera off
excuse me while i put a shirt on
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 13, 2018, 12:02:58 AM »
don't bother I'm enjoying the view. 8) :P
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« Reply #25 on: Feb 13, 2018, 12:04:44 AM »
Just how hard of seeing are you Min?
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« Reply #26 on: Feb 13, 2018, 12:14:49 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: Feb 13, 2018, 01:12:14 AM »
excuse me mister Zoony, i am an Ado..adol..... idle thats it an idle the laddies worship me from afar
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« Reply #28 on: Feb 13, 2018, 01:19:16 AM »
I'm sure they do Hamish but it's no' the laddies ye should be kenin' aboot!
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crabbyob

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« Reply #29 on: Feb 13, 2018, 01:25:37 AM »
weve a' got tae start somewhere, so it follows we have end somewhere
it seems i'm at the end of the beginning
or at the beginning of the end
i'm not sure which i would prefer
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