Author Topic: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?  (Read 1068 times)

Phil

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Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« on: Mar 16, 2018, 12:50:07 PM »
I was shopping in Aldi & an item made me think about my wife.

It was a sweet chilli chicken pizza with the words 'generously topped' across the front of the box.
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minniemouse

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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #1 on: Mar 16, 2018, 10:43:55 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Belly of pork brought to mind my ex.
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #2 on: Mar 17, 2018, 01:04:44 AM »
Pretty demeaning way of looking at people really...imo of course.
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #3 on: Mar 17, 2018, 01:27:23 AM »
I logged in again to apologise to you both. It was just a bit of fun and I was wrong to opinionate like that.
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

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minniemouse

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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #4 on: Mar 17, 2018, 01:49:33 PM »
He does actually like belly pork  ;D
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #5 on: Mar 17, 2018, 05:55:01 PM »
no honey its belly pork...lol
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minniemouse

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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #6 on: Mar 17, 2018, 06:33:10 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #7 on: Mar 18, 2018, 03:25:43 AM »
i sometimes smile a the melon display....sigh
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #8 on: Mar 18, 2018, 11:07:20 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #9 on: Mar 18, 2018, 12:09:36 PM »
Why do they always put the butternut squash next to the swedes? It's so easy to put one down in the wrong place...

Phil

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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #10 on: Mar 19, 2018, 08:38:56 AM »
I once saw a massively endowed woman getting an item of frozen food & I wondered if that was why they're called chest freezers.
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #11 on: Mar 19, 2018, 09:42:02 AM »
Why do they always put the butternut squash next to the swedes? It's so easy to put one down in the wrong place...


 ;D ;D ;D     That would be a challenge for me.. I've forgotten.
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minniemouse

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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #12 on: Mar 19, 2018, 05:50:01 PM »
I've got a feelin' I'm missing a joke here. ???
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #13 on: Mar 19, 2018, 06:00:15 PM »
Let’s put it this way . The butternut squash is the nose and the two swedes are the cheeks .
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Re: Does Shopping Ever Make You Think About Someone?
« Reply #14 on: Mar 19, 2018, 06:05:22 PM »
Thank you.
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