Got atwho tacked by a woman today.

[Scrumpy]

DOGS SAVAGE MAN WITH BAG OVER HIS HEAD

Police unable to identify victim

 

[Yellowbird]

Please can I have the bag, they’re five pence each, mustn’t waste it

[fortyone]

Brian... May I suggest you stick a bag over your head when out in public.! This way you will be less recognisable.

... and move it to over your hands when you get back.

[Scrumpy]

 A motorist driving with bag over his head jumped two red lights..Hit three drunk drivers in a pub car park and after mounting the pavement ran over a party of street beggars .When stopped and arrested by the police the reckless driver said it was his dog driving.

[Coastal]

Was it a Furarri   

Or was he just Poodling along?

[Yellowbird]

Love the word poodling,poodling poodling poodling, think I must be in a poodling mind today!

[Phil]

 A motorist driving with bag over his head jumped two red lights..Hit three drunk drivers in a pub car park and after mounting the pavement ran over a party of street beggars .When stopped and arrested by the police the reckless driver said it was his dog driving.

At the ensuing court case the arresting officer said that the only offences were jumping the red lights as the drunk drivers should not have been on the road & the street beggars should not have been loitering on the pavement.

The arresting officer also spoke as a character witness & told the magistrates that the defendant had given him really sound pension & investment advice.

[Coastal]

If all else fails, he could always tell the judge  >*@?<% and then cop a plea for profanity