I liked Pam's story about the mummy potato and her three baby girl potatoes...……..
As the three baby potatoes started to grow up, Mummy potato said girls its time you ventured out in the big wide world and make lives for yourselves. which they did.
After several years the first one came home to visit, and Mummy said well how have you got on in life, and the girl said well Mummy, I have done very well I married a Jersey Royal, lovely said Mummy.
The second one came home, and Mummy asked how she got on, the reply came I hit the jackpot and married King Edward, great said Mummy.
The third one came home and was asked the same question, and a hesitant reply came, well Mummy I think I did well I married Des Lynam , Oh God no, said Mummy, he's a commen-tater.