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Floydian

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Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« on: May 26, 2018, 08:29:21 AM »
The home office has issued the following guidline for Liverpool fans either in or travelling to Kiev for tonights champions league final:


Wear your tightest underpants because chernobyl fallout.....  ::)
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2018, 08:31:37 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  classic mate, as if scousers might wear underwear...lol
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2018, 08:41:23 AM »
Scouser gets out of the taxi in his first visit to Kiev and is immediately attacked by six muggers, after half an hour of fighting he is finally overpowered by the muggers who search him and find only ten Euros in his wallet... why did you put up such a struggle for ten dollars comrade, said one of the muggers... "i thought you were after the 600 euros hidden in me shoe" said scouser
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2018, 09:02:26 AM »
It seems a second liverpool flight to Kiev has been cancelled. In fairness to the pilot though, it's pretty difficult to take off when your wheels are on bricks...
Seriously though, lets hope the liverpool fans make us proud in Kiev tonight....


By bloody staying there!
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2018, 09:54:38 AM »
i must admit that liverpool have been worth every penny of the ticket price this season




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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2018, 10:10:23 AM »
I know they didn't get off to the best of starts this season, in fact i was walking past anfield one day and saw a liverpool season ticket nailed to a tree, which i of course immediately pulled out.


You never know when you might need a nail....
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2018, 11:37:26 PM »
FOR SALE:
One open top bus, never used.
Contact: mr. J. Klopp, Anfield road, Liverpool.
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2018, 08:29:46 AM »
FOR SALE:
One open top bus, never used.
Contact: mr. J. Klopp, Anfield road, Liverpool.

But Liverpool had lot in common with Real Madrid last night insomuch as Real Madrid won the Champion's League again & Liverpool didn't win the Champion's League again.

Lol.

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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2018, 09:58:45 AM »
I hope Harvey Weinstein has a better defence than liverpool did, lol. Anyway even though they got beat they're still having a parade through the city but instead of a bus they'll be in an open carriage being pulled by Jorgen's brother, Klippety....
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2018, 11:38:56 AM »
Liverpool were defeated by a wrestling hold on Mo Salah that Mick Mc Manus would have been proud of.     ;D
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Floydian

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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2018, 11:59:45 AM »
Aw here we go with the excuses!
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2018, 12:03:06 PM »
That was an 'attempt ' at humour Floyd - keep up !   ;D
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2018, 12:05:44 PM »
funnily enough i agree with Alex
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2018, 12:06:54 PM »
 At least one scouser will have a job tomorrow welding the roof back on that bus!  ;D
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Re: Advice for travelling liverpool fans.
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2018, 12:18:31 PM »
and how long has it been since a yorkshire team even rented said bus?
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