Must be in my age group (70s). Must not beat me or run around on me. Must still be good in bed!!
Apply in person.
Couple of days later the doorbell rings which she answers to find an older, white-haired gentleman with a nice smile and a twinkle in his eye in a wheelchair who appeared to be limbless. "Hi" sez he."I'm here to answer your ad."
The old lady looked him up and down. "You don't really expect me to consider a man with no legs or arms?" Said she. "Well, no legs means I can't run around on you and with no arms I can never beat you." The old gentleman said. "True enough " says the old lady "But what about sex?"
"Well," He sez "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"