i was in a superstore in Cambridge with an Indian friend whose spoken English is not great... he wanted noodles for his grand-daughter but could we heck find em, so i approached a uniform, "excuse me i'm looking for noodles" "oiltin" i looked at her, had she heard me "noodles?" "oiltin" i shook my head "i dont understand" "oiltin, noodles oiltin" then it dawned on me she was a proper local... aisle ten... and there they were 45p a packet erm no... today the family decamped to London Zoo... i dont do Zoos... nor Circuses... so i am here all alone...what might i cook..lol to heck wi it i will treat myself ... fish an chips... again there was a slight language difference but we managed... did i want small medium or large...lol... go for it... large fish an chips... she typed it in... £6.50... thats not too bad i suppose ... would you like chips with that..."what?... of course" more typing, £8.50... ffs... £2.00 for a portion of chips...