On their wedding night, the young bride, Jodie, approached her new husband, Martin, and asked for £20 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, Martin readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Years later she came home one day and was surprised to find Martin in a very drunken state. He explained that his company was going through a process of downsizing and he had been made redundant. It was unlikely that at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, Jodie handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits ,the account was worth over £2 million.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, Martin was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep stumm.
