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Floydian

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On the ward.
« on: Jun 10, 2018, 11:55:37 AM »
Two blokes are in hospital, laid in beds next to each other, waiting to go into surgery.
"What are you in for mate?" asks one.

"Endoscopy" he replies.

"What's that then?"

"Well, they put a camera on a tube down my throat and it looks for things like ulcers in my stomach, what about you, what are you in for?"

"Camera up my jacksy" says the guy.

"Don't you mean a colonoscopy?"

"Nah", he replies, "the wife caught me taking pictures of our next door neighbour sunbathing topless..."




"Unbelievable, Jeff...."