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Somebody in the pub.
Oh bugger. I hadn't realised it was you I was talking to in the pub when I let that slip Brian. I was expecting somebody carrying a lot less weight and looking much fitter after all that aerobics, cage fighting, and running you do.I obviously didn't mean everybody either - just everybody I know.
I thought I recognised you. You are the man who rents a house from Birmingham City Council for 50p a year.
That's me. The robbing sods told me it would be free when I agreed.
Come on Brian - do you think I'm a sponger? I don't need their money just a nice house where I can bypass the meter and grow my weed in the loft. I'm not greedy.