A lady asked if I thought I was a bit old for aerobics.
I am only 70 and a half.
There is no written maximum age.
I want to do aerobics for another 50 years.
People will be saying I an too old for the 4am running club next.
Brian,
You're a paragon, you really are.
The only thing you could improve on is to let us see you in the flesh - not literally, in the flesh, that would be altogether too familiar.
So this very morning I've written to the BBC to see if we can get you a permanent fifteen minute slot on the Victoria Derbyshire show - I've suggested they call it The Life of Brian Slot. The Stale Pale Old White Male who hands out sage advice to other pensioners (pensioners? is there a risk of being accused of being youthist there) on finance, family, social and fitness.
In my letter I told the BBC, in no uncertain terms, how it is long overdue that we saw more of Pensioners on the BOX. Frankly I'm sick and tired of the same old staple of stick thin twenty something skimpily clad females talking about something called Love Island. What do these people know about real life, Brian, hey?